waytoostrongforwaytoolong:

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?

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phoenixwrong:

caramelbunnies:

smile-and-press-on:

abitofabadass:

for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move” and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave me alone with this! how do i shoot weapon?”

you mean

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bless kim possible

and lets not forget the villain was COMPLETELY useless without his badass female “sidekick”

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lizspottokeep:

serasvictorianolifequeen:

not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

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wait there’s PORN on netflix?

👍

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darrynek:

how DARE u get tattoos and piercings and make decisions about what to do to YOUR own body just who the heck do u think u are

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WE’RE SOARING

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FLYING

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THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH

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jackfrostciicle:

fe-liscatus:

mamakarkat:

WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP

wow,

amen sista

Vote me for president I will make all tampons and pads fucking free

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brightness:

nailed it

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