heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

(via dietelwebcityrr)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via jeannettehigginbotham)

officialwhitegirls:

on a scale of 1 to painting the invisible boat mobile how good is your idea 

(via all-tan-every-thing)

seashellhouse:

I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a dumb movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.

(via be-sarcasm)

guy:

nononono don’t do that you’re turning me on

(Source: guy, via h-alf)

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

(via flashingdash)